Subject: Food for thought!
Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!
Advertisement in Pune Shop : Guitar, for
sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
Sign in a bar : "Those .....drinking
to forget........ please pay in
advance."
Behind every great man, there is a
surprised woman.
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you
through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one
lung at a time!
When I read about the evils of
drinking...I gave up reading.
My Grandfather is eighty and still
doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle.
I always leave an empty milk carton in
the refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Snore and you sleep alone.
The surest sign that intelligent life
exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to
contact us.
Seen on a bulletin board: Success is
relative. More the success, more the relatives.
Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu,
Bombay: We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids
drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.
Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water
in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana
free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.
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Thursday, November 22, 2012
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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